School — best jokes

Was the principal's brother really a missionary?
→ He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity!

"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?"

"Burgers, ma'am."

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?
→ I wouldn't fit through the door.

- Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

- Jill: I don't know.

- Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

- Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

- Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late.

- Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses?
→ The meatric system, silly!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?
→ Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
→ A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

How far do burgers go in school?
→ Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

- Teacher: What's this a picture of?

- Class: Don't know, Miss.

- Teacher: It's a kangaroo.

- Class: What's a kangaroo, miss?

- Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.

- Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them