Relationships — best jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
→ I have my eye on you.

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?
→ Thunderstruck

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?
→ To Chicago

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
→ He stung her into action.

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."

"Why not?" giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

How does a girl vampire flirt?
→ She bats her eyes.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.

- Now that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring.

- Of course. What's your phone number?

- Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?

- Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.