Police Jokes — best jokes

- Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?

- Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

- Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?

- Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

- Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

- Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

- Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

- Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

- Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?

- Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

- Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

- Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

- Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

- Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

- Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?

- Motorist: I was only following orders.

- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?

- Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?

- Driver: I was just going for a little spin.