Random joke from this category
Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "it was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."
'You boy!' called a policeman. 'Can you help? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......'
'Really?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called?'
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long."
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.
- Policeman: Why were you speeding?
- Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.
- Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?
- Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
- Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?
- Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
