Ouch — best jokes

- Look at that bald man over there.

- It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

Your so bald your bald

I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

Your so bald, I can see what your thinking.

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years."

The man said, "In that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"

What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
→ A pizza can feed a family of four.

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. Mick says, "Well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp."
Patrick says, "That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "No, he fell out of the machine gun tower."