Ouch — best jokes

- I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

- That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?

- I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

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Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!

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Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches

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Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea

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Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable

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Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat

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Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

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Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

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Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"