Ouch — best jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
→ He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

- First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

- Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

Two cannibals were having lunch.

- Your wife makes a great soup.

- Yes! But I'm going to miss her terribly.

"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?"

"Burgers, ma'am."

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.

"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."

Two cannibals were having their dinner.

- I don't like your friend.

- Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
→ They were given a right roasting.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
→ It sure gave them something to chew over.

- First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat!

- Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

- First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
→ He ate himself.