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Thrown Out of the Army
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
→ He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
→ He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?
→ The meatball heros!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
→ You've got no beef, soldier!
March Into Battle by Sally Forth
Army Jokes by Major Laugh
What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
→ A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Why did the bird join the air force?
→ He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
→ It eggs-plodes!
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
→ The bombshell!
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!