Random joke from this category
Why did the man cross the road?
→ Because his penis told him to.
→ Because he thought he could get laid if he did.
→ So the woman driving down the street could hit him. (You know us women, we just can't drive worth shit...)
→ Because another man dared him to and called him a pussy.
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
→ They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.
What do men and women have in common?
→ They both distrust men.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
→ Guilt gifts are nicer.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
→ His wife is good at picking out clothes!
How are men like UFOs?
→ You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.
How is a man like the weather?
→ Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
→ The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
→ One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
→ The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.
