Men Jokes — best jokes

Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?
→ Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions.

Why do men like BMWs?
→ They can spell it.

What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?
→ Proofread.

What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
→ If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

Why are men like paper cups?
→ They're dispensable.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
→ Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

How can you tell if a man is a WASP?
→ He gets out of the shower to pee.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
→ Men always miss them!

When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?
→ The 3 B's: burps, body odor, and beer breath.

Why did God create man?
→ Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.