Men Jokes — best jokes

- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald?

- Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?
→ When your bald!

Why did the bald man go outside?
→ To get some fresh hair!

- Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?

- Yes, here is a paper bag!

- How much for a haircut?

- Barber: Fifteen dollars.

- How much for a shave?

- Barber: Ten dollars.

- Right - shave my head.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
→ Because they've lost their locks.

- Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?

- How about a few pounds of pig manure?

- Will that cure my baldness?

- No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

What's your dad getting for Christmas?
→ Bald and fat.

- Look at that bald man over there.

- It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!

- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!