Men Jokes — best jokes

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."

Why men like to fishing so much?
→ They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.
→ Three Men And A Baby

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!"

- That bad, huh

- She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
→ So they know where to stop shaving.

"Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"

"Because they're stupid," said her friend.

What is the hottest part of a man's face?
→ His sideburns.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None, the sockets go with the house.

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.

"Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!"

Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.

He does this everyday for a week, and finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling.
"Look, Bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of story! When are you going to get that through your fat head?"

"Oh, I know! I just can't hear it enough!"

Why do divorced men get married again?
→ Bad memory.