Men Jokes — best jokes

Why do polo bears like bald men?
→ Because they have a great, white, bear place!

What do you call a pen with no hair?
→ A bald point!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?
→ A good vacuum cleaner!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
→ Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How can you avoid falling hair?
→ Get out of the way.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
→ A bald man.

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

- Customer: Why is my hairline receding?

- Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

- Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good?

- Barber: It's on the same old head.

- Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?

- Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.