Random joke from this category
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stops them. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.
He tells them, "Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use the words liver and cheese in a sentence."
So, the first guy says, "I made a liver and cheese sandwich for lunch."
The agent says, "That was good, you can go. What about you?" he asks the second guy.
He says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??
→ LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?
→ A BANANA SPLIT!
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos were done?
→ I knew some day my prints would come!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
→ Because 7 8 9!
How many seconds are in a year?
→ There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...
If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Owls.
- Owls who?
- That's right! Owls hoo!
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom?
→ European
And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going?
→ You're a Russian.
