Kids Jokes — best jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
→ He prawned everything!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
→ No, they do everything on porpoise!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
→ Because he ate too many crabs!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
→ Flipper coin!

What gas do snails prefer?
→ Shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?
→ They use snail polish.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
→ I'll get you next slime!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
→ How slime flies!

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
→ A drip dry skunk.