Random joke from this category
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?"
So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned.
"I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts."
And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
What is the best advice to give a worm?
→ Sleep late.
How do you weigh a whale?
→ On Whale Weigh Scales.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
→ Yak the Ripper
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
→ Tarzan stripes forever.
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
→ A zebra with a set of drums.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush!
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk.
'In-stinct,' replied Out.
What did one skunk say to another?
→ And so do you!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
→ He stank to the bottom of the pool!
