Kids Jokes — best jokes

- Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.

- Little monster: Why not?

- Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.

- Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea?

- Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

- Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else?

- Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

- Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table?

- Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.

- MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

- FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?

- SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

- FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?

- SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?
→ Stirring it.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
→ Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What is a monster's favourite drink?
→ Demonade.