Kids Jokes — best jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
→ At the ugly parlour.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?
→ HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
→ One with a cemetery plot.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?
→ Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
→ You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?
→ So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
→ Because he was a car-case.

Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
→ He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.

You see, he was $15 in arrears.