Kids Jokes — best jokes

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club?
→ They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
→ He was convicted of fragrancy.

How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight?
→ Someone stole all his money.

What aftershave do monsters wear?
→ Brute.

What can a monster do that you can't do?
→ Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school?
→ Because two heads are better than one.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?
→ Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

- Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir?

- Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?
→ He became an ex-Ray.