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Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.
- Would you like another cookie? - she asked.
- Yes, please - replied Jimmy.
- What good manners you have - said his Gran.
- I do like to hear young people say "please" and "thank you".
- I'll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake - replied Jimmy!
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said:
- Well, you know the Pacific Ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.
Bill wasn't impressed:
- Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea? My father's the one who killed it!
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them:
- Hey, less noise! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!
As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball.
- Is this yours? - he asked.
- Did it do any damage? - asked one of the boys.
- No - replied the minister.
- Then it's mine!
- You boy! - called a policeman.
- Can you help? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......
- Really? - said the boy.
- What're his ears called?
Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog?
→ He was dense and wet!
A little boy went into a baker's.
- How much are those cakes? - he asked.
- Two for 25 cents - said the baker.
- How much does one cost? - asked the boy.
- 13 cents - said the baker.
- Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents! - said the boy.
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?
→ 'Quick,' said one, 'run! Before they say we did it!'
A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail.
- Hey you! - he shouted.
- don't pull the cat's tail!
- I'm not pulling! - replied the little boy.
- I'm only holding on - the cat's pulling!
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.
- What's wrong? - asked his mother.
- Do people really come from dust, like they said in church? - he sobbed.
- In a way they do - said his mother.
- And when they die do they turn back to dust?
- Yes, they do.
The little boy began to cry again:
- Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going!
