Instrument Jokes — best jokes

The New Drum by Major Headache

The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin

What's a parrot's favourite song?
→ I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
→ The parrots of Penzance!

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
→ He wrote sheet music.

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
→ Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
→ It's all in the grip.

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
→ The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."