Instrument Jokes — best jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?
→ Picklelo.

How do you tune a fish?
→ With its scales!

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
→ He called the piano tuna!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?
→ The cast-a-net.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
→ You can't tuna fish.

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
→ A trombone.

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
→ A Lassie who plays brassie!

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died.
What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket.

They put his left leg in....

Well, you know the rest.

What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
→ One composes and the other decomposes.