Halloween Apple Bobbing
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
→ Because they're both cracked!
What did one bell say to the other?
→ "Be my valenchime!"
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
→ He was totally bow-gus!
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
→ He gives it a valenshine!
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
→ They wanted another excuse to watch football.
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
→ Mash-scara!
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
→ A trick-or-fleat!
What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
→ Dead.
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
→ The light's witch!