Festival Jokes — best jokes

How do witches lose weight?
→ They join weight witches.

What happens if you see twin witches?
→ You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?
→ Spelling.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?
→ Because she couldn't spell properly.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch?
→ She's forecasting sunny spells.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?
→ She was having Disney spells.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
→ She was ex-spelled.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
→ Steal her saucer.

What do you call two witches who share a room?
→ Broom-mates.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
→ To keep their hats pointed.