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Making A Witch Itch
How can you make a witch itch?
→ Take away her "W."
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How can you make a witch itch?
→ Take away her "W."
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
→ A fresh air freak.
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?
→ Because there's no point in it.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
→ A witch in a minefield.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
→ A witch in soggy trainers.
What do you call a witch with one leg?
→ Eileen.
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?
→ Ivy.
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
→ So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
→ With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
What has handles and flies?
→ A witch in a garbage can.