Stolen Broom
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
→ She calls the flying squad!
Random joke from this category
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
→ She calls the flying squad!
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
→ Don't bite any witches!
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
→ A witch with a blindfold!
What's the witches favourite pop group?
→ Broomski Beat!
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?
→ By her suntan!
Where did the witch get her furniture?
→ From the ideal gnome exhibition!
What is a witch's favourite TV show?
→ Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Is it good to drink witch's brew?
→ Yes, it's very newt tricious!
- How do you manage to stay in shape?
- I get a lot of hexercise.
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
→ Steven Spellberg!