Farming Jokes — best jokes

What happened to the lost cattle?
→ Nobody's herd.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
→ Hamburger!

What do cows get when they do all their chores?
→ Mooney.

What did the calf say to the silo?
→ "Is my fodder in there?"

- That tornado damage your cow barn any?

- Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!

- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!

- I told you he was a bum steer!

- Pa's being chased by a bull!

- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?

- Get me some film for my camera!

Is there big money in the cattle business?
→ So I've herd!

- I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.

- Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?

- I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
→ He tractor down