Farming Jokes — best jokes

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!

Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
→ She was charged with rustling!

Why don't cows ever have any money?
→ Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
→ He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
→ He wanted to raise stewed beef!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
→ The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
→ He wanted rich milk!

When is a farmer like a magician?
→ When he turns his cow into pasture.

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
→ A charmer farmer!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
→ Udder chaos!