Ethnic — best jokes

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
→ "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
→ It opens on impact.

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
→ The inventor died and took the recipe with him.

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.

He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
→ We B Toyz N' Shit

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
→ Because the rice falls through the grill

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
→ Oil of Ole'

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar. "See those guys over there?" Chanowski says. "I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks." Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy. "Well, what do they think of Polaks?" he asks. "We're still number one," replies Chanowski.

Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
→ No one wanted to stand up and say. . . Idaho...