Dumb Jokes — best jokes

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
→ Because they're headcases.

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
→ Throw it under a bus.

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
→ Double-dumb.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!" and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
→ "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless.

"Where have you been?" asked the man.

"I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!"