Dumb Jokes — best jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
→ Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?
→ With a tire gauge.

And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

- Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?

- Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.

Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself before?

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?
→ A retarded ape.

Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles?
→ They can't get their heads in the jar.

Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?
→ He is stupid!

Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
→ It was looking forward to Christmas!