Dumb Jokes — best jokes

Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella.

"No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?"

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?
→ Because the label said General Foods.

Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.

And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?
→ They don't want to have to retrain them.

The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden.
He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.

Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?