Doctor Jokes — best jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold

- Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder

- Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!

- Just simmer down!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly

- Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

- We must get to the core of this!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail

- Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

- You need new glasses

- How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet

- I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.

- Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible

- Who said that?

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God

- When did this start?

- Well first I created the sun, then the earth...