Doctor Jokes — best jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains

- Well pull yourself together then

- Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!

- Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.

- Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!

- What, you mean those square ones?

- Yes!

- The ones you put butter on?

- Yes!

- Oh, You're Crackers!

- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

- You have a broken finger!

- Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

- You have a broken finger!

- Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?

- Saw the legs off of your bed!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.

- Are you stringing me along!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog

- Your just playing too much croquet!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.

- How long have you felt like this?

- Ever since I was a puppy!

- Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places

- Well don't go back there again then!