Living Like a Nun
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
→ NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!
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Angry Husband Returns
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'
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Was She a Virgin
- Was your wife a virgin when you married?
- I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.
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Six Stages of Married Life
Six stages of married life:
- Tri-weekly
- Try weekly
- Try weakly
- Try oysters
- Try anything
- Try to remember
A Change of Style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders.
He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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The Playboy's Plan
"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."
"Oh no you're not."
"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.
"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.
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Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later he received this letter.
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house,
He come to house.
He and she leave house,
I follow.
He and she go to hotel,
I climb tree to see.
He kiss she,
she kiss he.
He strip she,
she strip he.
I play with me,
I fall out of tree,
I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee
Lasting Longer
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
→ Let everyone go first!
Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase he's just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze."
"So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin.
"Gold of course," says the proud man.
The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver -- it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
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Premature Ejaculation
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
→ When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign?"