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A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
Father responds, "Well son, before or after sex?"
Son, "Well, before?"
Father, "Picture a tulip with all the petals son."
Son, "Well what about after?"
Father, "Picture a bull dog eating mayonnaise!"
A woman walks into a hardware store and says:
- I want to buy a hinge.
The clerk says:
- Do you wanna screw for that hinge?
The woman says:
- No, but I'll blow you for the toaster.
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
→ The cake jumps out of the girl.
You know why there's a string on a tampon?
→ So the crabs can bungee jump.
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.
"To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation."
"I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace the batteries?"
"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.
"Yes, m'am." The clerk gestures with his finger. "Can you come this way?"
"If I could come that way," the woman says, "I wouldn't need the batteries."
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors office. "I think I'm turning into a man."
Then the doctor says, "Now hold on little lady, what makes you think that you're turning into a man?"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest."
And then the doctor asked, "Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing?"
And then she replied, "All the way down to my dick."
Why do women have legs?
→ Have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
→ So they don't whistle on the way down...
