Dirty Jokes — best jokes

What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
→ "How Come?"

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
→ Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
→ The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

What's the definition of a Yankee?
→ Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
→ Bingo!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
→ It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
→ A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
→ When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
→ A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
→ They don't want to wear out the camel.