Computer Jokes — best jokes

- Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?

- Teacher: But your parents don't have a computer.

- Pupil: Exactly!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?
→ Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?
→ They prefer to use Norse code.

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot."

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
→ It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?
→ Lap-top!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
→ With dog diskettes!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
→ They're all paws.

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
It's fun to call him...
"Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.
Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
→ A computer with a lot of bites!