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Ugly Teacher E-mail
- Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!
- Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
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- Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!
- Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
I just sent my first e-mail.
→ Kongratulations!
How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
→ By tree mail!
How does James Bond type e-mails?
→ With his goldfinger.
How do writers send e-mail?
→ On the Inkernet.
How do whales type e-mails?
→ With their fish fingers.
How do wasps send messages?
→ By bee-mail.
How do skunks like their e-mails?
→ Scent.
How do sheep sign their e-mails?
→ Ewes sincerely.
How do really posh dogs send messages?
→ By predigree-mail.