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Parrots And Umbrellas
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
→ So they don't become polly-saturated!
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Parrot Sees A Duck
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
→ Polly want a quacker!
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The Socialite's Parrot
What did the rich socialite's parrot say?
→ Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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Polly Unsaturated
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
→ Polly unsaturated!
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Definition Of Polystyrene
What's the definition of Polystyrene?
→ A plastic parrot!
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Definition Of Parity
What's the definition of Parity?
→ Two parrots exactly the same!
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Definition Of A Parapet
What's the definition of a Parapet?
→ Pet parrot kept by parachutist!
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Blind Parrots
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!
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Hide And Speak
What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!
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Bee And Parrot
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
→ An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!