Clean Jokes — best jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book?
→ Hop on Pop.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
→ Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
→ A harebrush.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
→ Hop rods.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
→ One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
→ A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
→ A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
→ An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
→ A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
→ A pip squeak.