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Octopus Goes to War
How does an octopus go to war?
→ Well-armed!
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Baby Octopus Ransom
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
→ Squidnappers!
Baby Dolphin Tantrum
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
→ He whale-d
Cinderella Dolphin
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
→ Glass flippers!
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Clever Dolphins
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
→ Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
Dolphin Buys a House
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
→ He prawned everything!
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Ghost Whaler
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Dolphin Accidents
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
→ No, they do everything on porpoise!
Crabby Dolphin
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
→ Because he ate too many crabs!
Dolphin Decision
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
→ Flipper coin!