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Phone And Scissors
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?
→ Snippy answers.
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Keeping Teeth Together
What helps keep your teeth together?
→ Toothpaste.
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Phone And Lobster
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.
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Demands An Answer
What asks no question but demands an answer?
→ A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
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Skeleton's Phone Call
How does a skeleton call her friends?
→ On a telebone.
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Teeth Without A Mouth
What has teeth but no mouth?
→ A comb or a saw.
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Frosty Wants A Divorce
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
→ Because he thought his wife was a flake.
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Falling Icicle
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman's head?
→ It knocked him cold.
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Snowman's Dinner
What does a snowman eat for dinner?
→ Ice-burgers.
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Snowman's Offspring
What do snowmen call their offspring?
→ Chill-dren.