Clean Jokes — best jokes

One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?
→ A quarter to three.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
→ Time to get it fixed.

Why did the kid put his clock in the oven?
→ He wanted to have a hot time.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?
→ A pocket watch.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?
→ She wanted to be on time.

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock?
→ Because she felt like killing time.

What are your two favourite times to party?
→ Daytime and night-time!

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
→ Twenty after one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
→ Time to get a new car.

Why are there so many Johnson in the phone book?
→ They all have phones.