Clean Jokes — best jokes

- Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.

- Drink this glass of water.

- Will it make me better?

- No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
→ Count Quackula.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
→ He has to grin and bare it.

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
→ They use extractor fangs.

What is the American national day for vampires?
→ Fangsgiving Day.

Where did vampires go to first in America?
→ New-fang-land.

What do you think of Dracula films?
→ Fangtastic!

When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
→ The Happy Biter.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?
→ Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?
→ The world's slowest vampire.