Kid Riddles
What's red and goes up and down?
→ A tomato in an elevator.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
→ We have to stick together.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
→ Hello, hello.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
→ A bulldoser.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
→ When he steals a base.
What did the can say to the can opener?
→ You make me flip my lid.
What is a volcano?
→ A mountain with the hiccups.
What do you find at the end of everything?
→ The letter "g".
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
→ He called a toe truck.
Why do two skunks argue?
→ Because they like to kick up a stink.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
→ You can count on me.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
→ Put them in a barking lot.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
→ He wanted to be a cool cat.
What did the painter say to the wall?
→ One more crack and I'll plaster you.
Why is baseball like a cake?
→ They both need batters.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
→ Take me to your weeder.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
→ Slippers!
What did the rug say to the floor?
→ I've got you covered!
How do you make antifreeze?
→ You steal her blanket.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
→ Because her horns don't work.