Business Jokes — best jokes

What would Economics be without assumptions?
→ Accounting

How do you know when an accountant's on holidays?
→ He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?
→ They can wear casual clothes to work

When do accountants laugh out loud?
→ When somebody asks for a raise

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?
→ When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
→ Lost

There are three kinds of accountants in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?
→ They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?
→ His desk is level

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
→ Depreciation.