Blonde Jokes — best jokes

How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
→ Reservations.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
→ They're too hard to peel.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
→ The cow fell on her.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
→ Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"