Blonde Jokes — best jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes??
→ Because they can understand them.

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ You don't. They're born that way.

How does a blonde commit suicide?
→ She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
→ They don't know the route.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

- Cop: Do you know where you were going?

- Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
→ A visitor.

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
→ An air bag.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.