Blonde Jokes — best jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?
→ Alone

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?
→ "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
→ Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
→ To see what was on the other side.

Why do blondes have more fun?
→ They are easier to keep amused.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
→ "Thanks for the refill!"

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
→ She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
→ You can park in the handicap zone.